I was chatting online to Madam Noir this afternoon. I mentioned that, on a journey to Newcastle shopping, I noticed that my ex, Senor Boldon, had a new car with a personalised number plate. Personally, I don't like personalised plates. They look rather immodest and ostentatious to me. Madam Noir asked what the new plate said.
'Was it 24CT CUNT by any chance?' she queried, innocently.